‍♂️ Help Me Suffer for a Cause! ‍♂️

Alright, folks, here’s the deal: Every time Collingwood cops a loss this season, I’ll be literally running the pain off—one kilometer for every point we lose by. If they get smashed, my legs get thrashed. If they lose by 50, well… pray for me.

But this isn't just about me making questionable life choices. It's about CRBF, a foundation close to my heart. Cooper, my best mate, passed away from Sarcoma in 2017, and ever since, I’ve been determined to help fund the research needed to fight this brutal disease.

So, whether you love footy, hate footy, or just enjoy watching someone suffer for a good cause, throw in a donation. Every dollar helps, and if Collingwood has a rough month, I’ll need all the motivation (and electrolytes) I can get!

Donate now.

Cheer for close losses (but not too close).

Send ice packs.

Let’s turn losses into hope—one painful kilometer at a time! ⚪⚫