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    I’m currently navigating a major life transition—staying dedicated to my recovery, managing my household, and getting back to work at a shop I know and love. To make this "new-old" job a success, I need to get my primary mode of transportation (my bike) back in working order and finalize my professional credentials. The Details: As many of you know, I am a professional body piercer here in New Orleans. I’ve recently been given the opportunity to return to a former workplace, which is a huge step forward in stabilizing my life and my independence. However, there are a few costs standing in the way of me getting back to the piercing chair: • Transportation: My bike is currently out of commission. In this city, it’s my lifeline for getting to and from work reliably. • Safety Certifications: To practice legally and safely, I need to renew my CPR and First Aid certifications. • Professional Licensing: Once the certifications are in hand, I need to cover the state licensing fees to officially get back to work. Why This Matters: I’ve been through the ringer lately— finishing rehab, adjusting to my life, and starting my sobriety journey. Getting back to work isn't just about a paycheck; it's about reclaiming my identity as a piercer and maintaining the stability I’ve worked so hard. I’m not great at asking for help but any contribution to help me cover these start-up costs would mean the world. If you can’t donate, a share is just as appreciated. Thanks for helping me get back on the road—literally and figuratively! ANYBODY WHO DONATES AND DECIDES TO SEE ME A DISCOUNT.
    I dragged my truck to the mechanic, only to discover 14 major issues: frayed belts dead tires transmission problems a dead battery some mysterious engine issue What was supposed to be $7,200, I haggled down to $4,200. However my entire savings as a Piercer scraped together is only $3,100. That leaves a gaping $1,100 hole. So, here I am, caught between a rock and a broken-down truck. My choices are emptying my bank account for this thing, or try to survive without it somehow. Financing isn't an option, neither is selling it in its current condition. This isn't about the truck; it's my lifeline. Helping me maintain some semblance of stability in a life that feels perpetually on the brink of chaos. This my only vehicle, and without it I'm utterly lost. So, if you have a buck or 2 burning a hole in ur pocket for a sad girl in need, anything at all would be a monumental help. Whether to chip away at the remaining $1k+ repairs, or to help cover the soul-crushing cost of rides to work. EVEN JUST SHARING MY LINK - Every donation is a lifeline thrown to this drowning goth girl. I'm truly desperate. And honestly, a little bit dead inside over it. Please, help me get my wheels back on the road before I spontaneously combust from stress. An added bonus, studies show that donating to my GoFundMe makes you 73% sexier and infinitely more desirable. Just saying. Thanks again for taking the time to read my sob story I appreciate y'all always.