Charlene Haley

Thanks to the massive March storm, my house took a beating and now looks like it’s been in a bar fight it definitely didn’t win. Since then, it has developed some very expensive dreams: Olive green siding A red metal roof ️ New gutters 10 new windows I suggested homeowners insurance. My house laughed. The insurance company apparently reviewed the damage and determined that if I squint hard enough, everything is fine. So if you’ve ever wanted to support a worthy cause, consider helping my house complete its transformation into the olive-green, red-roofed redheaded stepchild it has always wanted to be. Because if the internet can fund stranger things, surely we can help a storm-damaged house find its true self.