Thanks to the massive March storm, my house took a beating and now looks like it’s been in a bar fight it definitely didn’t win.
Since then, it has developed some very expensive dreams:
Olive green siding
A red metal roof
️ New gutters
10 new windows
I suggested homeowners insurance.
My house laughed.
The insurance company apparently reviewed the damage and determined that if I squint hard enough, everything is fine.
So if you’ve ever wanted to support a worthy cause, consider helping my house complete its transformation into the olive-green, red-roofed redheaded stepchild it has always wanted to be.
Because if the internet can fund stranger things, surely we can help a storm-damaged house find its true self.