My name is Johannes Dickleberry, and I lost a lot of money gambling. If you could please donate to give me more money to gamble, I would appreciate it. I am okay with pennies because they are the least valued amount of money IN THE WORLD think about how many pennies are lost each day. That could be at least 1 dollar into MY POCKETS to GAMBLE WITH. Next time THINK BEFORE YOU THROW AWAY YOUR PENNIES.
Sincerely, Mr. Dickleberry.