Get Scott Adams Male-Bought VNecks

Scott Adams, the brilliant something something that came up with Dilbert--America's seventheeths favorite comic about fax machines, has one problem and one problem only. He hates v-neck sweaters! Or, well, that's not right. He thinks v-neck sweaters are something that women buy as a way to exert control over men . In his estimate, v-neck sweaters are "the uniform of a man who is owned by a woman." Females, throughout Adams' entire life, have bought him v-neck sweaters. And he is angry about this. And this led him to be angry about other things too. Pretty much Scott Adams is angry, and v-necks may be the stem of this. The logic here is crystal clear, people . 

Anyway, this great injustice has hurt the poor man's masculinity. But I've figured out the solution: Have men band together to buy Mr. Dilbert himself a trove of beautiful knit v-neck sweaters.

You may be asking the following questions:

 - It's the summer, why would the man need more sweathers?
 - What do sweaters have to do with masculinity?
 - What is Dilbert?
 - Who is Judith Butler?
 - Why is the man so angry?
 - Does Clippy have something to do with this?
 - Why so many v-necks?
 
ALL VALID QUESTIONS BUT THEY WILL NOT BE ANSWERED UNTIL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES AND HAVE MEN BUY SCOTT ADAMS A GERSHDERNED V-NECK SWEATER.


Thank you.