The great Snowpocalpyse of 2026 approaches us.

NashSevereWX is telling me to stay calm, but my Facebook feed is telling we're due for 30 inches of snow and I won't see my friends or family until April. I need some opinions.

Texting my friends sounds so... boring.

I'm not a betting man, so Polymarket isn't on the table.

So I'm starting a fundraiser benefiting Tennessee Kid Belong. Say how much snow you think we'll be getting by how much you donate. 12 inches? $12 donation. 5 inches? $5 donation. 2 inches and a flop? Sorry, but $5 is the lowest donation on GoFundMe so $5.

The correct number and donors will receive the honor and glory of winning the great snow-vote of 2026. You can tell your grandkids grandkids about this day.

Donations to this fundraiser are tax-deductible and go directly to Tennessee Kids Belong, a nonprofit doing incredible work in our state for the foster care community.