May I present to you the Elkay Surface Mount Bottle Filling Station. This bad boy is a high-capacity wall-mounted hydration slinging machine designed to keep its users refreshed, hydrated, and ready to tackle whatever their day has to throw at them while improving circulation, brain function, and keeping their skin looking great!

Naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is, "But Joe, I bet this machine is too pricey, and the upkeep is one more thing to remember!" Wrong!! At just under $1,500, this puppy comes equipped right out of the gates with a high-efficiency water filter (it even filters microplastics) and is good for up to 6,000 gallons of water filtered goodness. On top of that, replacement filters are about $150, so we can keep that filtered water flowing for a predictable and affordable cost. And to make a good thing even better, once we are using the water from the filling station, you can kiss those questionably clean water pitchers in the breakroom goodbye!  And the better news is that the EDCPOA has agreed to make a very generous contribution to the project, leaving only a paltry remaining balance of $1,100.00 to ensure that this miracle contraption is installed with care and expertise.