Keep Chewysbuffs Buffin’!

Supporting Rubi-Ka, one nano at a time.

Hey there, fellow froobs and paid peeps alike — it's your friendly neighborhood Chewy, aka Hulkchewy, aka the guy behind the buffs that make your NCU tingle.

You’ve probably seen my bots standing proud in ICC — tirelessly casting Essence, Mochams, Composites, and the occasional suspicious dance emote. That’s Chewysbuffs. Reliable. Free. Fast. Professionally semi-AFK.

So why the GoFundMe?

Let’s be real — maintaining a nano-powered buff empire in 2025 ain’t cheap. It takes:

Multiple paid accounts (because free bots don’t Comp-Mocham)

️ Machines that run like clockwork (or at least don’t crash mid-Slayerdroid)

⚡ Electricity and bandwidth (bots need snacks too)

My own sanity (or what’s left of it)

All this so you can get buffed without chasing down a 220 MP or begging someone in OOC.

Want to say thanks?

This GoFundMe is your chance to help support the behind-the-scenes effort that keeps Chewysbuffs online and casting. No pressure — buffs will always be free, and no one’s getting kicked from team if they don’t donate. But if you’ve ever sent a Tell similar to:

> “Yo Chewy, ty man, you saved my mission run.”

…this is your way to return the love.

Stretch Goal:

Enough donations and I’ll consider adding another buff bot named Chewylicious. You’ve been warned.

Thanks for being part of this amazing, stubbornly immortal game and community. See you in the grid — fully buffed.

— Chewy / Hulkchewy

Founder, CEO, and janitor of Chewysbuffs Inc.