Sopa's Birthday Bidet Need

Our dearest comrade Sopa is an aging queer who has recently learned the harsh reality that all queer people over the age of 23 are required by (non punitive) community law to own and use a bidet in their households. As Sopa's 23rd year rapidly approaches, would you please help Sopa as they age into this challenging community standard.

(This is a birthday gift that they would greatly appreciate)