Save Coolguy's Laptop from Jet Engine Mode

Help My Friend Finally Play Bannerlord Without His Laptop Exploding

Hi everyone,

I’m starting this GoFundMe for my good friend coolguy, who deserves a laptop that won’t burst into flames every time he tries to load into a battle in Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord.

He’s been talking about playing this game for months—dreaming of building his own kingdom, leading epic cavalry charges, and finally getting revenge on that one faction that betrayed him in his last save. The only problem? His current laptop sounds like a jet engine and crashes before he can even draw his sword.

This isn’t just about a game. For him, Bannerlord is a way to relax, de-stress, and hang out with friends online. It’s one of the few things that really helps him unwind after long days. But with the hardware he’s working with, it’s more slideshow than strategy. He jokes about it, but I know it’s frustrating—he can’t enjoy the game he loves because of outdated tech.

We're hoping to raise around [insert amount] to help him get a decent gaming laptop that can handle Bannerlord (and maybe not sound like it’s taking off into orbit every time he plays). I know times are tough, so any small donation truly means the world—whether it’s $5 or just sharing the link.

Let’s help cool guy finally live out his medieval dreams (without his laptop dying halfway through a siege).

Thanks so much for reading and supporting!