My friend Bobby, a man who deserves every bit of childlike wonder he can muster, achieved a lifelong dream by purchasing a magnificent, glowing, $100 lightsaber, but his joy was tragically short-lived when his practical-minded spouse issued the dreaded decree: "The toy is going back." We cannot allow this injustice! That $100 is the price of his happiness, the cost of his epic 'whoosh-vroom' sound effects, and a vital spark of light in the often-dreary galaxy of adulthood. Please, open your hearts and help us raise $100 to save the lightsaber, prevent this glorious symbol of fun from being returned, and restore Bobby's faith in the Force.