Not fired for my political beliefs, still have to work

Hello everyone,

I’m sure you’ve heard by now what didn’t happen to me:

Last week I was NOT caught saying racial slurs or promoting fascism in a public forum. You can imagine the hardship this causes me as it prevents me from doing personal fundraising in the wake of my 15 mins of fame.

So I’m asking you to help me. Every dollar helps my family recover from not being subjected to any trauma related to my obvious bad decisions.

In the future i will be better. I am learning IT so I can directly take advantage of fascist sympathizers without this distasteful step.

Thank you, together we can accomplish anything, even nothing.