Boost the Garnet Booster Club with Pancake Monsters

First off, the last thing the Pancake Monsters want to do is take up your time with whimsical tales of the perfect batter and syrup ratios. We are going to shoot your straight so that piping hot Key City coffee doesn't go cold.

The Pancake Monsters are Phillipsburg Stateliners through and through. Not many people know this. Most people only know them as the opening act of Taylor Swift's Eras Tour and their recent appearance on the Night Court reboot. But right now, as we speak, the Pancake Monsters are in the back, analyzing the composition of your cakes like Niels Bohr.

But when the spotlight is off, and the Pancake Monsters are finished signing autographs, they love to sit back in their Gulfstream and talk Liners sports. The elder Monster can't stop reminiscing about watching Trox win that state title 10-5 in Princeton to cap off the perfect season. The younger Monster likes to talk about her very first Thanksgiving game last year, where the 'Burg put such a stomping on the Rovers that she was already handing out Goldschlager shots by halftime.

They could go on and on, but look, those cakes aren't going to order themselves. The only thing the Pancake Monsters really want is to see the Liners continue to kick some Rover rear, and we all know the Garner Booster Club has a long history of helping Phillipsburg student-athletes - the young men and women who show up each day and step on the field with pride. The Pancake Monsters are stoked to be back in the kitchen at Key City and all they're asking is that consider tossing a few bucks at the Garnet Booster Club (100% of the proceeds will go to them).

Enjoy your meal, and Go Liners!