Hi everyone!

As many of you know, our dear friend and coworker Rachel is about to hit a very special milestone… the big 5-0! Unfortunately, with this milestone comes what doctors are calling a “rapid decline in mental stability” (aka, she’s about to start saying things like, “back in my day” and yelling at kids to get off her lawn).

To help her cope, we’ve decided to enroll her in a top-of-the-line “scare her straight” program — also known as a psych ward.

We’re asking for donations of any size to help cover the extensive costs of therapy, adult diapers (just in case), and maybe a little wine to keep her spirits up.

Every penny counts — spare change, couch cushion quarters, even that random dollar bill crumpled in your car cupholder. Together, we can help Rachel face 50 with somewhat of her sanity intact!

With love,

Kaya