<div>Hi everyone!

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<div>As many of you know, our dear friend and coworker Rachel is about to hit a very special milestone… the big 5-0!  Unfortunately, with this milestone comes what doctors are calling a “rapid decline in mental stability” (aka, she’s about to start saying things like, “back in my day” and yelling at kids to get off her lawn).

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<div>To help her cope, we’ve decided to enroll her in a top-of-the-line “scare her straight” program — also known as a psych ward. 

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<div>We’re asking for donations of any size to help cover the extensive costs of therapy, adult diapers (just in case), and maybe a little wine to keep her spirits up. 

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<div>Every penny counts — spare change, couch cushion quarters, even that random dollar bill crumpled in your car cupholder. Together, we can help Rachel face 50 with somewhat of her sanity intact!

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<div>With love, 

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<div>Kaya

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Keri Martinez

Operation: Keep Rachel Sane at 50

Still $998,450 to go. Help us build momentum.