Help us Celebrate Our Favorite Race car driving, boat building badass

Frannie always shows up when you need her most, she’ll curse out anyone who deserves it, she drops F-bombs with the timing of a seasoned comedian, she’ll feed you like you haven’t eaten in 3 days, and then flip the bird on demand.

Why We’re Raising Funds

Franny is turning 80 — EIGHTY!

We want this birthday to be something she feels in her chest.

Every dollar raised will go directly to Franny.  

This is not quiet retirement — this is sparkly-hoodie, slot machines, maybe Vegas, maybe cruise ship, maybe road trip in a convertible energy.

How You Can Help

Any amount helps — truly.

$5, $25, $100 — whatever feels right…or just add your own:

    •    Memories

    •    Photos

    •    Stories

    •    “Remember that time Franny said ________”

(Bonus points if it includes swearing or laughter )

Let’s Make This Birthday One for the History Books

She has given SO much love, loyalty, laughter, and “I will handle this” energy to all of us.

Let’s give it back! Big. Loud.

And yes — with a few well-timed F-bombs