First off, thank you for even considering getting us a gift, we genuinely appreciate it. To keep things simple (and because we have neither the space nor the desire to accumulate unnecessary stuff), we’re focusing on a few essentials or donations towards these.

The rent is high, the climate is crumbling, and somehow our very existence is up for debate... But against all odds, we’re bringing a tiny, chaotic human into existence and they need stuff.

If you’d like to contribute to their "survival fund”, your generosity will go toward keeping this small person clothed, fed, and prepared for the dystopia ahead. Think of it as a mutual aid fund for the next generation of tiny revolutionaries.

Ironically, we also have an Amazon wishlist here. Yes, we see the contradiction. No, we don’t have the energy to fight Bezos and parent at the same time.

No pressure, obviously. Capitalism is a scam. But if you do have a few spare coins, we promise to spend them wisely.

With queer love, existential dread, and gratitude,

Lulu & JoJo