Hello! I am a man with a good amount of hair. It is all over my face and on my head. However, I have decided that there are things more important in life than this hair. Cancer is one of these things.

I have decided that cancer is a pretty bad thing, so I must fight it, using my (as previously mentioned abundant) hair! If I can reach a goal of £100, I will be shaving my beard and growing back just a moustache. Just in case that doesn't make me look ridiculous enough, if I reach £300 I will also shave my head.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! If I can raise £1000, I will also be shaving my eyebrows. Yes, I will become an egg-like man for the low, low price of £1000!

The shaving, whatever form it takes, will occur in the break room of Citation ISO at 16:30 on 31/10/2025. Come along and watch me become a human thumb!

Anything you can give will make a difference, and will bring me one step closer to having to invest in more hats than I currently own!