So we all know that Mr. Pritzker (correctly) has shut down all bars and restaurants starting Monday 3/16 until the 3/30.  Well the shit part of that is that the lovely crew at the Long Room relies on our alcoholism, debauchery and tips to make ends meet.

They're out of work for the next two weeks, and it's not their fault.

So it's time for us, the people that drop french fries on the ground, the people who don't specify what type of Martini we want, the people's whose mess they're wiping up every night, to step the fuck up and make sure these great people can make ends meet.

Difficult times reveal who is really on your side.  And motherfuckers, these are some difficult-ass-times.   So open up that pocketbook and throw some duckets on the table.

We'll channel this through Jeff to make sure everyone get's their slice.

Lets hook these fools up and show em how much we love em.