Daniel Hill (singer of Cross Examination and Riverfront Times' Music Editor) got HIT BY A CAR AT 30MPH while on his moped. As he was wearing a helmet but not an entire suit of armor, his injuries required him to spend FIVE DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL. His hip is broken with dislocation, requiring him to not only miss work, but his angelic partner to do so as well while she takes care of him and presumably defends him from Ted Nugent fans who can sense his vulnerability.

The eventual goal is to get Daniel an exo-suit like the one in ALIENS (or some sort of futuristic, spider-like command console like Mojo from the X-Men comics), but for now, we should try and help the dude simply live and prepare with the economic reality of spending FIVE DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL.

Then there's the matter of physical therapy and recovery equipment - it ain't cheap, folks. We're starting this at $7,500 because honestly, trying to raise the money it will actually cost is too depressing. No word on anything from a legal (or insurance) standpoint, but you know that won't happen quickly.

If you know Daniel, you know he's one of the most supportive and genuinely decent people out there. If anyone who is reading this knows me, Drew Ailes, Daniel is not only the reason that anything I've ever written got the huge audience that it did, but the reason it was also probably readable.

Please chip in literally anything you can and share this fundraiser page with an inflammatory caption that gets people to argue with you so we can maximize the visibility on this sucker.