Just looking for a few hundredth

Hi guys

Im finding this quite difficult, but I just don’t know where else to turn, or who else to ask, and I just keep remembering what Sally O Brien from the pint of Harp advert used to say,,,, Christ Gerry sure if can’t ask your own, sure who would you ask, so that’s what lead here.

Onwards,,,,

Im looking to travel up to London to see my brothers and sister. As I have certain disabilities I’m hoping to undertake this journey by first class return train, sure it really wouldn’t do by any other means.

Im hoping to acquire enough funds for some decent nosebag, not the usual pub grub stuff, at my age it really is and must be a matter of quality above all!!!

Food, drink, and general pocket money for ( spends) would be included in the above sum I’m looking to procure from you,,,, y nearest and dearest, so I’m asking you to please dig deeply and send me, your brother Gerard on a trip to London to see the Arabs up there.

Thanking you in advance.

Gerard x