Hello all! Little edit to the 25th of June after the lecture changes, but same run of proceedings: Jimmy and Phil will be taking a vow of silence to raise money for transgender CYP support charity Mermaids UK. We're choosing to ignore any other motivations behind Emily and Cara's suggestion, but a good idea is a good idea.

The rules: from the second we enter Coupland to the second we leave at the end of the day, neither or us will say A WORD. Should one of us crack, said person will match 50% of the final donation total.

However, should either of us deem you guilty of "excessive baiting" during the day, the first thing we will - probably very loudly - request is that you double your contribution.

Also, should anyone correctly guess our joint costume from an 80s-themed party, we will both match that person's contribution. If no one gets it correct, we will match the contribution of the person who gives the funniest incorrect guess.

Goes without saying, this will be agony for us: we both talk in our sleep, for God's sake!

Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Trans rights are human rights.

Jimmy and Phil