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I’m sending an avocado to Brazil to give a speech in UN
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That’s it.
It’s an avocado in a suit, at a podium, United Nations.. COP30.
I’ve been chosen to sail across the Atlantic and give a speech at COP30 in Brazil.
Why sailing? Because if I fly, you’ll whine about the emissions. No excuses. Just wind and waves.
What do I need?
- A sailboat.
- A suit.
- A microphone that doesn’t slip from my pit.
- And a chance to say what your leaders won’t.
I don’t want luxury. I don’t even want lime and salt.
I just want to stand at that UN podium and tell the truth:
" Pineapple doesn’t go on pizza."
So yeah. Chip in whatever you’d normally spend on extra guac.
Let’s make this happen.
Goal: Get me — one avocado — to the United Nations.
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