My name is Rosemary Watson aka America's favorite Hillary Clinton impersonator (okay I just said that, but I want to be!) and I need your support.
As we start this historic election season a lot of funny words are going to be said. A lot. And I want to be a person who gets to say some of them as only a Hillary impersonator will get to do. Obviously, both sides of the aisle can see why this is a win-win.
My promise to you America, is that my words as HC's impersonator will ring just as true. . .and false. . . and funny to ALL Americans, regardless of where you eat pizza and/or with whom. Will you get to bring a gun into that pizza parlor? Will you use food stamps to pay for that pizza? These are the kinds of questions I want to answer!
Have I ever said words ala Hillary before? Yes. I've used her voice over the phone to secure dinner reservations on numerous occasions when my last name couldn't get me a chair next to the dumpster. And since '07 I've donned various ill-fitting pantsuits and created numerous web videos entirely on my own mind you.
My greatest endorsement came form my idol and America's favorite comedienne, Carol Burnett. Carol even asked me to do my Hillary at The Mark Twain Prize for Humor in her honor in 2013.
While a plug from the iconic Carol Burnett is a dream come true, the bottom line is I'm gonna need YOUR help, cuz comedy ain't cheap ladies and gentlemen and I'm outta cash so that right there should tell you why it's so important to be part of the change. Literally. Give me your change. Check your pant pockets, dig under the car seats...just send me change quickly. Write checks. Send dollars. We take credit cards. Help me reach my goal of two billion dollars. (Gofundme wouldn't allow the extra zeros but that's our mission.) If you have seen any of my videos, you'll understand that I need a proper production team!! I need to amp up the quality. I need to put out one a week, at least! It's not about me. It's about the craft. And I can't do the craft while I'm trying to pay off my crummy car.
Is it excessive? The car loan? No. The 2 Billion dollars? I say let's find out together and crack that ceiling and/or the gofundme servers.
As 2016 nears, it's our time to laugh liberally in this country, once again. Help me help all of us!!
God Bless All of You (Truly, I mean it! No joke there. I wish you well.) and Thank You For Your Generous Support!
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