Hi, you may know me online as "XkcdHatGuy," the kid from the 4th dimension. I'm begging for help today because I'm about to be homeless again, I'm chronically ill and suffer from Schizophrenia and Bipolar Disorder. I don't have a doctor or medication and can't work, I lost my phone, and where I'm currently staying has been reported as a health hazard, leading to the landlord suddenly evicting me. Please help me, I need a place to stay and to get a new phone, been trying to apply to places, but I cannot afford anything above $500 a month. I'm on disability and they don't give me enough to survive or to put together a first and last month's rent + security deposit. I'm just trying to survive, please.