To our Friends, Family, and Friends Who Are Family,

Ken and Bethiah are embarking on their greatest adventure yet—baby Emerson is here! Mom was a total boss during her labor (we knew she would be) and Baby Emerson is cute as can be—they can't wait for you, all of his aunties and uncles, to meet him! K and B were our unofficial group Mom and Dad long before they got knocked up, always feeding us, drinking us, karaokee'ing us and giving us a soft place to land whenever we're in town.

You know what they say about babies, right? All they do is eat, sleep, poop, and poop some more! Speaking of poop (it's a recurring theme in our bunch) we couldn't think of better people to ask: Will you help us give baby Emerson's poop a soft place to land? If you feel so moved (wink), please contribute to our diaper fund in lieu of traditional gifts. Ken and Bethiah are so grateful for your deposits ;) XO