Help Us Restore Our Stolen Chair

We need your help. A beloved member of our household—a chair that has seen it all—has been stolen. This isn’t just any chair. It’s a piece of history, a throne of memories, a quiet witness to the chaos and beauty of our lives.

This chair has been with us through thick and thin. It’s cradled countless bong rips, and supported us through late-night talks and house parties that could rival a music festival. It’s where friendships were forged, tears were shed, and laughter echoed until sunrise.

We’re not just asking for money to replace a chair—we’re asking for help to bring back a symbol of our shared story. Your contribution will go toward replacing this legendary piece of furniture (and maybe even a lock to keep the new one safe).

Every little bit helps, and if you’ve ever sat in that chair, you know of the magic it held. Let’s ensure the memories live on, and the porch is properly repopulated.