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You know that with the searing, sliding velocity of having won undisputed best of FESTOFF 2025, Hot Nonsense 2026 is scantily poised to be studpier than ever!!
This year, we have the spirit of Regis Philbin dealing CeeLo, and the world's most barefoot man on Benton be rustlin' up grub. And most excitingly, Time Magazine’s Person of the Year 2006 will be on the dance diamond Saturday night!
However, we still have important funds to raise! Please lend your facial eyes for important yes stuff. We still need $$ for:
- Landscaping materials and improvements to the land, roadways, and camping spots
- Permanent Portals for Pooh
- Sacks to kidnap Santa
- Free dinners
- Cleaning supplies for the Gahloree Holes
- Gas for Generators
- Rewards that do not involve peanut butter
Finally, if we are able to raise $6000, we will be able to pursue our most ambitious and exciting project yet, the combination of all Gahloree Holes into a single, larger hole!!!
Buckle up baby,
Don't forget to RSVP on hotnonsensefestival.com
Bring trinkets and heavily used toys, trick highly religious people into coming with the idea that it's somehow for their church.
And as always, we don't keep anything; all profits from every year really go to the First Nations Development Institute.
Support the silly, Billy!