EMERGENCY

Friends, family, and kind strangers of the internet… I need your support during this incredibly difficult time. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity has presented itself: the house CONNECTED to my parents’ house is for sale. Yes, you read that correctly. Attached. As in… I could live next door to my mom forever.

Unfortunately, this dream comes with a small obstacle—$500,000. A minor detail, really. Basically the cost of daily coffee if you think about it.

As many of you know, my mom is my best friend, and the only person who matches my very specific brand of chaos. Imagine the convenience: free advice on demand, easy access to snacks, and the ability to say “I’m coming over” without ever stepping outside. This is not just a house… it’s a lifestyle.

So I’m humbly asking for your support in helping me achieve this completely necessary and not-at-all excessive dream. Every dollar gets me one step closer to never having to FaceTime my mom again because I’ll simply knock on the wall.

Is this financially responsible? Absolutely not. Will this GoFundMe change lives? Absolutely (mainly mine).

Thank you for believing in me, my dreams, and my commitment to being my mom’s full-time neighbor.