... oh, but he is! Hi, I'm Victoria and if you're reading this you're at least marginally acquainted with my *child* Elwyn Brooks. See those snaggleteeth? Cute as they are, they had to go, to the tune of $2900. Ouch, but 100% worth it. A few friends suggested I start a gofundme. If you're so inclined to help me pay off my line of CareCredit before the insane interest rates kick in, that would be swell. If you give and allow yourself to be identified, you will be thanked with a personalized jingle written and roughly recorded in your honor, created with my sincere gratitude. Love, me & E.