(It’s been pointed out that they automatically include a 17% go fund me tip, make sure you adjust it!!)

Hey friends, family, and anyone who’s ever tried to push a double stroller uphill in 90-degree heat with a diaper blowout brewing,

So… our baby shower got canceled because Mother Nature decided to throw her own party — featuring a hurricane. Not exactly the celebration we had in mind.

But now that baby is about to be here (feels like it could be soon, might I add) we’re shifting focus to what we actually need — and that’s not another onesie. It’s a used golf cart. Yep, a mom-powered, battery-charged miracle mobile.

Here’s the vision:

Instead of pushing a double stroller around for miles (while my toddler snacks aggressively and the newborn wails like a baby goat), I’d love to cruise around in a golf cart — part stroller, part sanity-saver. It would help me:

Gently rock the baby to sleep without giving myself shin splints

Avoid full-body sweat sessions just trying to get to the mailbox

Keep my toddler buckled, safe, and somewhat entertained

Pretend I’m a cool mom on a joyride instead of a sleep-deprived sherpa

Let’s be real: I hate asking for help. So instead, I’m asking with humor and a sprinkle of desperation. If you were planning to get us a baby shower gift or diapers or just want to support a mama trying to stay upright, any donation helps (even if it just buys me the horn for the golf cart so I can beep at squirrels).

If you can’t donate, we still love you! Thank you for laughing with me, loving us, and maybe helping this tired mama put her feet up (on a golf cart pedal).

Much love,

The Wolf Pack