Accidental Chaos March rent!!!

To all my Chaos bros, brodettes, mothers, fathers, pledges, regulars, regular regulars, and FAMILY:

As is tradition, we are quite a bit short on the rent due March 1st

If yall could fire something in, Ray Cameron will give you a personal lap dance on stage while whispering sweet nothing jokes into your ear canal - what could go wrong???

We are only $1000 short, 2 days is easy! Do y’all know how easy this is for us? Do y’all know how fucking easy this is for us???

“Rockstar Lifestyle Might We Make It”

I love each and every one of yall,

-Adam Christopher Smith

Accidental Chaos Janitor, Bartender, CEO