HALLS OF HORROR ABOUT US


Tippity top of the day to you! 


We are the Crumpets cast of Jack the Ripper, and we’re so excited to scare you out of your trousers this year at Halls of Horror on the 28th-30th. 


Only thing is, we want to take our maze to the next level of spookiness, and for that we need your help. 


The Crumpets team has the brightest, fairest and most importantly scariest members of all, our talents ranging from hilarious pun-making (“Rip her/Ripper? But I hardly know her!” by Lulu) to on-point Londoner fashion (check out the awesome outfits of our cast in our photo above!). 


But most of all, we have the most caring, kind and dedicated cast ever! So please donate to our cause, and when Halloween comes around, you’ll be able to directly see that in the production and performance quality. We’ll guarantee your spending was worthwhile!


Support your friendly neighborhood London blokes (+ 1 secret psycho serial killer) and help us put on the best hall of them all! Finally, here’s a little poem for you: 


Jack the Ripper is coming soon

To a little London block near you

See his top hat, you better run 

He’ll slice you to pieces just for fun 


But remember, if you donate

And share some crumpets with him, you’ll be safe!