Buy Back Kellyanne Conway's Soul

Kellyanne Conway is a counselor to President Donald Trump, and successfully managed the winning campaign. She is known for recent cultural phenomena including alternative facts, describing events which never happened such as the Bowling Green Massacre and the "historic" crowd size at the Donald Trump inauguration, and stating that "America ended up not caring" about Donald Trump's tax returns- although prior to working for the campaign she called for him to release them and stated that he lacked transparency. As Kellyanne Conway has become a cultural icon of dishonesty and selling out for power and influence, we would like to buy back her soul.

Should it be determined that Kellyanne Conway has no soul, or if her soul can not be returned from Satan the Father of Alternative Facts, any funds raised will go to Academic Decathlon, an organization which promotes the humanities, critical thinking, and academic growth for high school students of all achievement levels.
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