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I'm trying to raise money for a vasectomy, circumcision  and penis enlargement. Me and my wife had our first child over a year ago and as great as our lil girl is, I'd like her to be the last we ever have (my wife wants more). We can barely afford one let alone how ever many more, so please help Neuter me and reduce over population.

My wife's Jewish and says my foreskin is "repulsive" and looks like a "turtleneck". My hope is that a circumcision will increase my chances of receiving oral pleasure.

My wife also requested a penis enlargement because I'm "not hitting all the walls" and is unsatisfied with my micro penis. This is the most expensive surgery but not the most important Because my technique guarantees male orgasm.

I will never be able to afford this surgery on my own, with your help I can finally achieve my dreams of not having another kid and satisfying my wife.