The Mystery Men? - Firewalkers

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Raised by 44 people in 7 months
Greetings friends, fans, affiliates and any other such well-wishers. Many of you are great, long time supporters of this organization so we find this a great opportunity to give you all an update on the progress of our album Firewalkers. First a recap:

“As many might know, our agents have been hard at work on a new collection of experiments entitled Firewalkers for some time now. Embarking on such endeavors completely independently (and with our own saved funds) is certainly complicated, and we dealt with and accepted many delays. Then, we received a nasty blow... Our organization’s headquarters was robbed, and while the thieves got little, they did get every single dime of this organization's money. To call this a blow to our progress would be an understatement. Thankfully, we found some great folks that understand our predicament and have worked very patiently with us to finish the production of this album, which we have. Now we just need to release it… which brings us here.”

We are happy to report that the CD/Digital version of the album is out and available for purchase! At this point, we are strictly raising money to get this album pressed to VINYL! So, we are keeping this GoFundMe live, and much like we did for the CD, we will continue to use it to take preorders for the LP! We are also offering our other merchandise (previously unavailable outside of a live appearance!), some very limited edition items as well as a fair number of packages! There are also some “shot in the dark” items that our optimism just insists that we include!

As for the timeline of vinyl itself, there is no hard release date as the lead time is quite long and we need to raise the money to get them made… which is not a small amount. We’ll certainly give everyone updates as we get them. Our current estimate is mid-2019.

We thank you very much for taking the time to look over our GoFundMe page. Even more gratitude for those that choose to help us get this album out and in turn keep our organization moving forward with even more experiment collections in the future!  We will keep this fundraiser live until the order goes out on the vinyl. We will also be sure to give periodic updates of our progress along the way so you will know exactly how your assistance has aided us in the process!

We are very excited to see the vinyl version Firewalkers in your hands!

With deepest gratitude,
The Mystery Men?


We are certainly getting creative with this great service, so there is no official “pre-order” or “order” link or button. If you feel like including your selection in a message along with your donation... wonderful! Otherwise we will message you with the information we need as a thank you note for your donation, so please keep an eye out! We'll certainly make it as easy as possible for you!

(all prices include domestic shipping! International would require covering any actual shipping overages. Please reach out as needed for questions!)

Image: https://tinyurl.com/y99cwqsv


LP (*estimated delivery: mid-2019): $25


Glow In The Dark Question Mark T-Shirt: $20
Image: https://tinyurl.com/ybopu6c7

- 100% Cotton Gildan
- Sizes S-XL

Question Mark Koozie: $10
Image: https://tinyurl.com/ycblpnnw

- Collapsible Neoprene
- Double sided


1) T-Shirt+Koozie+Sticker+Button: $27
2) CD+Koozie: $20
3) CD+T-Shirt: $30
4) CD+T-Shirt+Koozie (w/ Sticker & Button for free!): $35
5) LP*+Koozie: $30
6) LP*+T-Shirt: $40
7) LP*+T-Shirt+Koozie (w/ Sticker & Button for free!): $45


A Basic Mystery: $?

- If you just want to donate outright to help us get this album made, we’ll certainly take it and with great appreciation! Can be as little as $1 or as much as you want.

Mystery Mask: $12
Image: https://tinyurl.com/ybcr44j6

- Our agents have adopted a different technique in their experiments, so we are able to offer our remaining masks to anyone interested in owning a piece of this organization’s history.
- New & unused
- Only 4 available!

Custom-Made Mystery Men? Skate Deck: $60
Image: https://tinyurl.com/y84gvzbr

- 31.75” long, 8” wide available (3 Available)
- 31.75” long, 8.25” wide available (2 Available)
- Hand made by agents!
- Only these 5 exist!

Private Performance (within 1 hour of Atlanta, GA): $500

- Want us to come play at your house? Your office? Your secret clubhouse? This will do it!
- Will play 2 40-minute sets. You can even pick the songs if you’d like!
- Restricted to within one hour driving distance of the greater Atlanta, GA area.

Producer Credit: $500

- If you are in a position to go above and beyond to help ensure that this album gets made, you will earn a credit on the album as a producer.

Executive Producer Credit: $1000

- This is our “shot in the dark” offering. If you are in a position to become our primary benefactor, your name goes above all other credits and predominantly displayed.
- You will also receive one of all merchandise items offered, including a copy of the work that you helped produce in the format of your choice.
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Greetings friends and supporters! We have updated the main story to make sure everyone is up to speed. CDs are out and available! We are still, however, trying to raise money for the vinyl release, and we won't rest until the order is placed! As always, please help us and share this GoFundMe page as you feel comfortable. The more eyes on this the better! Thank you so much for your support!
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Hello dear friends and supporters! We just wanted to update everyone to let you know that the CDs have ordered! Little over a month away from release! This is all thanks to YOU AND YOUR HELP! We are so grateful!
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Greetings wonderful supporters. It's been one month since the launch and we are now solidly over the one thousand dollar mark. We are tremendously thankful to you all! At this point we feel it best to encourage more donations by giving a small preview of the very product we are trying to complete! Just a taste at this point… more teasers, and even a preview song or 2 are still to come! Here now is a quick sampling of some of the experiments on FIREWALKERS...
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Greetings to you all! Our organization would like to thank everyone that has donated so far! The quick response is pretty tremendous and our hearts are warmed!

Some progress reports:
At this point your donations are already going to pay for mastering, which is currently in progress. We are also well on our way to covering the cost for CD production! This is great progress!

We still have a good way to go, but this progress is spectacular and we are thrilled!

So, please help us get the word out! If you are so inclined, please share this page on social media or any email group you might be a part of. You never know who might be get the message and want to help!

We are so thankful for the great people around us!

Until the next update…
The Mystery Men?
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