The Warm Hearts/Cold Water Campaign

In the winter on 1999, a dear friend (Santa Clause-not real) gave me a gift that changed my life, and the course of human history.

It was a wetsuit.

And now, tragically.  After only 16 short years of faithful use.  That wetsuit has been utterly ruined.

The zipper broke, letting in cold water, air, jellyfish, sharks, and other dangerous things.

Without that wetsuit I will get hypothermia.

Then I will Die.

You don't want me to die do you?

There is only one way to solve this, One way to keep me alive.  

1. You give me your money

2. I buy a wetsuit with that money

3. If there is leftover, I will also buy a smoothie on my way to the surf shop.

Friends, the need is urgent.  Death is at my door..it is cold outside and there will probably be surf this week.

Give now!

is this a joke?  No!

more like, satire.

However, I will use your money (which you really can give) on a wet suit. Just trust me.  And maybe a smoothie if you are all generous enough.