She's Pitiful, Yet Promising

Ya Gurl Animal (Keli Birchfield, M.A., adjunct professor of philosophy at Saint Joseph's University) has spent the last seven years working on the Lawn Chair Philosophy spirit and method. The community service aspect of her project is in the works with the LCP Foundation  and is steadily moving forward. And now the time is nigh for her next step: to reveal the metaphysical closure LCP can bring to quantum physics, adding a transcendental-ideal service for humanity to its list of benefits. She has prepared a condensed abstract representing the matter for you all - without giving away the surprise ending - while she smooths out her paper on phenomenological time consciousness and the measurement problem, due in September. However, she recently discovered the hard way that she is now severely allergic to bananas and the resulting cascade of health/financial issues of this discovery has rendered her with no means to finish her paper by its due date in September (or to continue being housed, for that matter). Here is a link to the abstract, alongside other writings poetically demonstrating LCP's capabilities:

https://animalshouseofmuse.wordpress.com/2019/05/26/crisis-of-the-animalian-sciences/ 

If you believe in Ya Gurl Animal, LCP, and the significance of philosophy for the continuation of science and the human spirit, please donate. Funds will be dispersed as follows:

$9,000 medical debt/student loan bills for the next couple of months

$5,000 car/insurance payments for a couple months/vehicle repairs

$2,000 rent for a few months 

$2,000 food/toiletries/insurance/medication for a few months

$2,000 LCP library donation 

Thank you for your time and your contributions! Any little bit helps!

Sincerely,

Ya Gurl Animal (who WORKS really, really hard)



. . . the initial banana incident 


. . . Ya Gurl's urine from the UTI that almost spread to her kidneys, unbeknownst to poor Miss Animal while she was hopped up on steroids from the banana incident (we won't show anymore health photos, the situation gets kind of gruesome from here . . . )