Send Adam Bozarth to F Plus Live 6!
Hello, friends on the Internet...
I'm Adam Bozarth and you will know me from appearing on The F Plus podcast, among other great places.
I currently make my living as a freelance bum and no-goodnik in Hollywood, California. I get my health insurance from the state. I'm also trying to scrape dollars together to pay for a broken back-up hard drive full of photos, memories, and podcast material.
Why am I telling you this? Didn't you ask?
I very much want to attend F Plus Live 6 this year in Minneapolis, but I need a not-so-meager amount of money to cover travel expenses. So, I turn to you, the loyal fans and total marks who love The F Plus for help.
In order to get to the Twin Cities for August 19-20, I will be offering lots of fundraiser prizes and rewards, giving you all the gifts I can share or spare.
Though I am being silly, your support means a lot to me. The F Plus is one of my favorite things to do ever, and the people who find it and get involved with it are really sweet and kind. Your kind words and appreciation have been reward enough, but I would love to be with everyone this year for F Plus Live 6.
Anything extra I collect will go toward fixing my darn hard drive.
PREMIUM PRIZES
These prizes are for one donator only! I will let you affect my F Plus Live 6 experience by offering the following premium prizes
$75 - T-Shirt
At this level, I will wear a t-shirt sporting any phrase of your choosing. I will also wear any provided t-shirt (size M/L).
For $75, I will emblazon a t-shirt with any phrase or sentence you want (within reason (don't go Fiona Apple on me)). Or, you can send me or bring me a t-shirt to wear on stage at the live show. Great if you own a small business who is looking to advertise on the internet's footiest podcast.
$200 - Paid Content
I will read your provided content for my F Plus Live reading. No questions asked.
REWARDS!
$5 - Hope This Helps!
At this level, you will get my since gratitude, in the form a tacky postcard sent by me from Hollywood, California.
$10 - Voices
For only $10, I will record and send you a video myself reading a sentence you provide in a voice of your choosing. Please note: Voice quality and accuracy not guaranteed.
$20 - Poems
For $20, I will record and send you a video myself reading any poem you find on the internet.
$25 - Clean My Closet - SOLD OUT
For $25, I will send you pieces of Left Handed Radio merchandise that haunt my closet. This includes various live show posters, 3 different buttons, and postcards from our live shows.
$50 - Ridiculist Art Prints
I am an artist who has had work featured in many self-published art journals and a handful of books. I am learning block printing, and I want to share my talent with you. At this level, I’ll send you a print of one of four Ridiculists saying your favorite quote from The F Plus Podcast.
The prints will be 4x5, two color, and feature your choice of Lemon, Boots, or Kumquatxop
saying your favorite F Plus quote.
$100 - Threesome
At this level, you can get a bigger print of all three Ridiculist prints on one paper. It’s fun!
$1000 - Finacial Domination
This is for disgusting fin-pigs only. At this level, you are giving me $1000, no strings attached, because you are a worthless pig and I am your dom. I will maybe look at you at the live show, but otherwise, I will continue to mock you as you give me all of your money. There are no rewards for this level.