Puppetics

Hi everyone.  At one time or another, CNN has driven each of my friends and I to drinking, and then taken advantage of us.  We don’t know when, where, why, or how it happened.  We do know, however, that your subscription and donation would assist us in dealing with the resulting emotional trauma.  Then, we can move on to better, funnier, and more frequent episodes of Puppetics.
     Laughter is of great need in today’s political climate, and with *your* help, *we* can help.  Thank you so much and we’ll see y’all soon.