Help Keep Kanye West In Poverty

Kanye West is apparently $53,000,000.00 in debt, and has set up a GoFundMe to help him out. Perhaps he could sell a few of his Yachts instead? I don't know. What I do know is that I am not rich (not by a long-shot), nor $53m in debt, but I would probably use the money better than he would.

Please help me keep Kanye West in poverty by donating to my page instead of his.

I can personally guarantee that NONE of the money donated to this GoFundMe page will go to Kanye West. 

So, if you were considering giving money to Mr. West, please send it to me instead, and I will look after it for you.

Disclaimer & Full Disclosure, as required by GoFundMe: My name is Travis Cleveland of Monroe, Michigan. I have absolutely no connection to Mr. West. I will spend any money donated indiscriminatly and for personal use. None of the money will actually go to harming Mr. West's financial status in any way. The intent of this page is to use satire for personal gain.