Operation Red Velvet

THIS IS THE GOFUNDME TO BUY COMRADE JEB A BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Dear Fellow Comrades,

It has come to my attention that a person, which for the past two months we have enjoyed memes of, is having a very special day come up soon.  That person is, of course, Comrade Jeb Bush, and that special day is his birthday.

As it has been sadly revealed by a few reports, is that Jeb does not have many, if any, friends.  It would break my heart to see someone who brought us so much joy to be left alone on the one day of the year that celebrates his life.

So together, all of us, anarchists, communists, socialists, and anything in between, can collectively bring some happiness to this wonderful man, by delivering him a very special birthday cake.

The plan is as follows:

Jeb!'s birthday is Feb 11th.  The hope is we have everything set up and ready 2 weeks in advance of this.  The bakery itself needs at least 3 days notice of any special orders.

There are a few local bakeries in the area that specialize in custom birthday cakes.  For now the default will be a red velvet cake (name of operation) until we found out what his favorite cake is.  It will be red and black and with the words "Happy Birthday Comrade Jeb!"  Jeb has a fondness for turtles so we will ask the shop to include a turtle or two on top.

We will send the bakery in advance the money, plus a custom birthday card from all of us, to deliver to him along with the cake.

If you would like to participate but lack funds we are also going to provide a way for you to be able to send him a custom birthday card soon.

Please email any questions to : [email redacted]