Never Skip Leg Day

James Walter Schaeffer. We all know him, we all love him.  While all of us may assume he is a man that has everything, there is in fact something he does not. Something that I'm hoping we can all band together and provide for this gentle soul, who may be laughing with us on the outside, but deals with an inner turmoil beneath the grin. James suffers from leg day defiencey syndrome, a medical condition that goes over looked and effects 1 out of 5 Jims in America alone. Imagine not being able to go out to the store because you realize every step you take outside the sanctuary of your own home will be met with judging glances at your weakned leg definition from a populace that couldn't possible understand. That's why with everyone's help we can provide this man who has given us so much, a pair of Jnco jeans. Yes, Jnco jeans the pants so wide we can fool everyone into thinking Jim has the meatiest pair of stems on the planet. We've done our research and concluded we are gonna need the pair confusingly dubbed "the crime scene" pictured below.



These are the most expensive pair we have seen with the asking price of 100.00. Now you may be thinking that's crazy, but picture this; Jim slipping into these bad boys, pants so ludicrous in design people will wonder if he even has legs at all. Imagine Jim smiling as he strolls into town, able to do whatever errands he needs to accomplish. Look at that, now your smiling too, from having seen Jim so happy. Even just 1 dollar is more than enough to save our friend. Anyone that donates will receive a signed picture of Jim wearing the Jnco jeans in front of a background of your choosing as a way of showing how grateful Jim truly is.