Get The Psycho A Chainsaw

There once was a boy called Nile. Nile liked to climb trees. He liked to cut them down. He liked to slice them up and cackle, and he LOVED to take pictures posing with his two best gals - his chainsaws.

Then some d*ckweasel stole them.

Let's get our favourite psychopath back to rights. A Nile without a chainsaw is, after all, just a fool up a tree.

If we all chuck something in, we can hopefully smash that target and he can get something nice and noisy.