My Father needs to be put in a home

My Father has recently been running around with a rubber chicken.... Taking pictures of it everywhere... I'm concerned but due to lack of funding I can't put him in a home. This has even escalated to the point where him and his wife sent me a metal goat.... Actually in all fairness he is fine. But, any money raised here will be donated to The Boy Scouts of America. Him and I are a couple of jokers that continually raise the bar. Yes, The Chicken is real. And yes, I did receive a metal goat in the mail.....