Buy our Super Scientist a Twix Bar
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Unfortunately, building death machines to kill drummers is a big no-no on GoFundMe.
Fortunately, our super scientist Tex Johnson said he could work with the $27 dollars we did raise, but all he requires now is a Twix bar while he builds it, so we at Without Mother Fucking Order Industries are forced to start another campaign.
We found a homeless man who said he would sell us the Twix bar for 97 cents, We can't ask for 97 cents, so we're asking for a dollar, The other three cents will be thrown an Planned Parenthood protesters. No reason, it's just that no one else stands out in the middle of the winter picketing places except for them, so they they win by process of elimination.
So that's it, we just need a Twix bar and we're good to go. Remember folks, this may very well save the planet in a way Will Smith could never do.
SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT: No one can tell Crash, our super scientist gathered DNA from him recently off of one of his PBR bottles and discovered that on top of him being a Highlander, he is also a shape-shifting hermaphrodite who can expel toxic fluids from both his peehole and vaging-ging. If he catches wind of this he will most certainly spray Captain Perverto and Scumby with these toxins, which could turn them into shape-shifting hermaphroditic Highlanders, and no one wants that.
Fortunately, our super scientist Tex Johnson said he could work with the $27 dollars we did raise, but all he requires now is a Twix bar while he builds it, so we at Without Mother Fucking Order Industries are forced to start another campaign.
We found a homeless man who said he would sell us the Twix bar for 97 cents, We can't ask for 97 cents, so we're asking for a dollar, The other three cents will be thrown an Planned Parenthood protesters. No reason, it's just that no one else stands out in the middle of the winter picketing places except for them, so they they win by process of elimination.
So that's it, we just need a Twix bar and we're good to go. Remember folks, this may very well save the planet in a way Will Smith could never do.
SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT: No one can tell Crash, our super scientist gathered DNA from him recently off of one of his PBR bottles and discovered that on top of him being a Highlander, he is also a shape-shifting hermaphrodite who can expel toxic fluids from both his peehole and vaging-ging. If he catches wind of this he will most certainly spray Captain Perverto and Scumby with these toxins, which could turn them into shape-shifting hermaphroditic Highlanders, and no one wants that.
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Captain Perverto
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Overland, MO
