It's my birthday and I want a Synth

It's my birthday and I figured that if everyone on my Facebook donated at least $1, I would have enough to buy a cool new synth or a  decent microphone. If you think my birth is worth $1 then please show your appreciation for my life and help me get some more music gear :) I'll be eternally grateful to your contributions for my existence and it's a lot cheaper than spending a night out with me. 


P.s. GoFundMe takes about 40c of every dollar donated so if you're really keen $1.50 would go a lot further, but really any contribution would blow me away.