Help me move to Wakanda!

I'm tired of having Donald Trump as President. T'Challa is way better. Help me move to Wakanda.

I'm tired of companies wanting 3 degrees, 12 years of experience, and only offering to pay $12/hr. Help me move to Wakanda!

I'm tired of black angst over real issues being dismissed with dumb sayings like "White lives matter." Help me move to Wakanda!

I'm tired of privileged folks obsessing over their imaginary oppression. Help me move to Wakanda!

I'm destined to be a part of Dora Milaje! Help me move to Wakanda! 

I'm tired Black History and The Black Experience always being told through the eyes of oppression. Help me move to Wakanda!

Atlanta is too crowded to accept one more black person, so HELP ME MOVE TO WAKANDA!

Thank you in advance for helping me move to a land where all my bling will be laced in Vibranium, so I can get my flex on for real.