Fiach Computer Upgrade
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Hi.
This is Fiach. In 2011 I came fourth place in information science research in EUCYS for my project on auto-reverse engineering algorithms of large entities using public APIs with timed/focused analysis w/ machine learning techniques on returned data (signed participants & scattering techniques to randomise/anonymise submissions).
I have fallen on hard times during my latest experiments and academic research into this. My PhD research includes political/social engineering results and how it applies to "Disco".
I need an SSD so I can become the greatest genius in the entire universe. It costs $387 bux (United States Dollar). The item is Crucial 2 TB Internal SSD[1]. This will help me with Disco ENORMOUSLY (my iMac is very slow to respond in its current state; have upgraded RAM and reinstalled system etc.) and I will flourish with my research and education.
I have €182.88 Euro in the bank. That's $208 AMERICANS DOLLARS. So, I "only" "need" $179 to complete my order. Now, I have always believed that using Disco for personal financial gain would be the wrong thing to do as it would fundamentally go against the anarchic philosophy of Discordianism. But also. Fuck the rules. And... I really need some fucking money!!!
I know I have been a huge asshole and idiot douche lately but if anyone still likes me, well, just know I've made this shit my entire life, and it would be so great and would genuinely make my Christmas (and New Year, and all of 2019 and beyond for real).
Thanks.
This is Fiach. In 2011 I came fourth place in information science research in EUCYS for my project on auto-reverse engineering algorithms of large entities using public APIs with timed/focused analysis w/ machine learning techniques on returned data (signed participants & scattering techniques to randomise/anonymise submissions).
I have fallen on hard times during my latest experiments and academic research into this. My PhD research includes political/social engineering results and how it applies to "Disco".
I need an SSD so I can become the greatest genius in the entire universe. It costs $387 bux (United States Dollar). The item is Crucial 2 TB Internal SSD[1]. This will help me with Disco ENORMOUSLY (my iMac is very slow to respond in its current state; have upgraded RAM and reinstalled system etc.) and I will flourish with my research and education.
I have €182.88 Euro in the bank. That's $208 AMERICANS DOLLARS. So, I "only" "need" $179 to complete my order. Now, I have always believed that using Disco for personal financial gain would be the wrong thing to do as it would fundamentally go against the anarchic philosophy of Discordianism. But also. Fuck the rules. And... I really need some fucking money!!!
I know I have been a huge asshole and idiot douche lately but if anyone still likes me, well, just know I've made this shit my entire life, and it would be so great and would genuinely make my Christmas (and New Year, and all of 2019 and beyond for real).
Thanks.
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Fiach Ó hEidirsceoil
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