Hi, I’m Jack! Life handed me a lemon, so I’m fixing to make some lemonade. Problem is, I’m all out of sugar. Circumstances and jerks in my life have created a bit of a vacuum that I am slowly getting sucked into. I’m trying my best to land on my feet wherever that is. I got skillz, as they say. I just don’t have “the spot.” Or a way to get there. Or the fuel. I do have time though, but not much. I really don’t want to be homeless. I wanna be Louis Vuitton! Don’t you want me to be Louis Vuitton? You can say, “I gave Louis Vuitton $10 once,” and that’s pretty cool.